*awkward stare*
reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
luminara713:

"Well, well…"

luminara713:

"Well, well…"

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

image

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

let me introduce myself

johnpatrick08:

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

Pick a number!

looking-for-peace:

fighting-against-myself-forever:

slit-mywrists:

Found this on someone’s instagram, and it’s 1000% true. No matter how long you stay clean, like it says, whether it be a couple hours, or months, that’s still progress and you’re one step closer to a successful recovery and I’m so proud of you either way. Stay strong and hang in there because I know you all can do it.

looking-for-peace:

fighting-against-myself-forever:

slit-mywrists:

Found this on someone’s instagram, and it’s 1000% true. No matter how long you stay clean, like it says, whether it be a couple hours, or months, that’s still progress and you’re one step closer to a successful recovery and I’m so proud of you either way. Stay strong and hang in there because I know you all can do it.

wonderstay:

7 time grammy winner taylor swift everyone

bazingablogger:

You can’t argue with that logic.

slutofbabylon:

A haiku

You are so so so

so so so so so so so

so cute touch my butt

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined