*awkward stare*
<p dir=ltr> Sandy: Don't you have to go blaze it somewhere else?<br>
Patrick: Not until 4:20</p>
Over half a million women are raped in this country every year and only a fraction of them report it because they’re too ashamed. It’s a really screwed up world, but what happened to you, it’s not your fault and it doesn’t make you the monster.
Olivia Benson, Law and Order SVU (via words-that-heal)

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers)  i found the vegan

an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers) i found the vegan

aggienes:

your-daisyfreshgirl:

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated in shortly before his death.

Incredible

this is pretty cool

aggienes:

your-daisyfreshgirl:

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated in shortly before his death.

Incredible

this is pretty cool

sanitymalfunction:

spidermashton:

tardis-mind-palace:

clockwork-foxes:

tumbllrisdumb:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

image
Well done, i guess…

Second:

image
I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I can take my shirt both ways easily, but I usually take it off like….

is this like the genderfluid or agender or something-gender way?

so the girl way

oookay then.

How about the boy way….

WWHAT AM I

Okay, I usually grab from the front of the collar not the back but for the purposes of science…

just grab and pull. Seriously.
Now the cross-arms way.

SHIT SHIT ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

THIS IS THE BEST POST IVE SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE

this is a post on how to take shirts off

welcome to tumblr

itsraininbritishmen:

i-fuckedsatan:

was that film even real 

yes, and it was the golden masterpiece of my generation.

itsraininbritishmen:

i-fuckedsatan:

was that film even real 

yes, and it was the golden masterpiece of my generation.

postracialcomments:

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

booty-sandwich:

sixpenceee sixpenceee sixpenceee Please reblog!! The humane society in my area will be closing, and so they must get rid of all their animals ASAP. The Pensacola, Florida Humane Society has taken in as many as possible, but (as always) they are full to capacity. These animals must be adopted very soon or they will be euthanized. I love animals and it hurts my heart to think about these animals dying. So, please, if anyone wants to adopt a pet and you live near Florida, please contact the Pensacola Humane Society!  I’ve witnessed the incredible things simply getting word around can do, so it would really help if you reblogged, sixpenceee  Thank y’all if you reblog ❤️❤️❤️

booty-sandwich:

sixpenceee sixpenceee sixpenceee
Please reblog!!
The humane society in my area will be closing, and so they must get rid of all their animals ASAP. The Pensacola, Florida Humane Society has taken in as many as possible, but (as always) they are full to capacity. These animals must be adopted very soon or they will be euthanized. I love animals and it hurts my heart to think about these animals dying. So, please, if anyone wants to adopt a pet and you live near Florida, please contact the Pensacola Humane Society!
I’ve witnessed the incredible things simply getting word around can do, so it would really help if you reblogged, sixpenceee
Thank y’all if you reblog ❤️❤️❤️

fashionpoetry:

sunalwaysshining:

robynjaja:

This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read

Awwww

This is to all of my wonderful followers!

coolator:

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

it’s none of your business

coolator:

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

it’s none of your business

reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
luminara713:

"Well, well…"

luminara713:

"Well, well…"